Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Monday, August 4, 2008
People in Tucson are Uneducated Toothless Morons
Yay Shawna posted! Sue don't be a turd, post! Dena and Heather sign up for the fucking blog already!
So my job during monsoon season sucks sweaty pube filled balls. For those who do not know I sell cars part time, and here is a good example of the kind of customer I get after waiting oh about three and a half hours for my up:
(Toothless man with no shirt who smells like a used maxi pad ambles through the door)
Me: Hi sir, welcome to $*^%^&^&*, how can I help you?
Cletus: I don't want no GODDAMN help. I just wanna look
Me: That's great sir I'd be happy to help you look. Have you ever been to &%&*^&*( before?
Cletus: NO
Me: Well great let me take a minute to show you around since we are very different from a regular dealership...follow me this way...
Cletus: I TOLD YOU I DON'T WON DEAL WITH NO CUTESY PIE!!!
(Cletus proceeds to shove me out of the way. In doing so he raises his arm and releases the odor of a homeless man...and I choke down my vomit)
END SCENE
In sum, I hope everybody in Tucson gets hit by a bus. How can so many ppl be RUDE SMELLY DRUG ADDICT OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE DIE DIE DIE
So my job during monsoon season sucks sweaty pube filled balls. For those who do not know I sell cars part time, and here is a good example of the kind of customer I get after waiting oh about three and a half hours for my up:
(Toothless man with no shirt who smells like a used maxi pad ambles through the door)
Me: Hi sir, welcome to $*^%^&^&*, how can I help you?
Cletus: I don't want no GODDAMN help. I just wanna look
Me: That's great sir I'd be happy to help you look. Have you ever been to &%&*^&*( before?
Cletus: NO
Me: Well great let me take a minute to show you around since we are very different from a regular dealership...follow me this way...
Cletus: I TOLD YOU I DON'T WON DEAL WITH NO CUTESY PIE!!!
(Cletus proceeds to shove me out of the way. In doing so he raises his arm and releases the odor of a homeless man...and I choke down my vomit)
END SCENE
In sum, I hope everybody in Tucson gets hit by a bus. How can so many ppl be RUDE SMELLY DRUG ADDICT OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE DIE DIE DIE
NO TIME
I have no time. But I wanted to make it known that I am not ignoring the new blog.
Panties come to theaters everywhere this friday.....
I will begin (trying) to write regularly soon.
Suzanne POST.
Betsy. POST.
Dena /heather.... BITCHES.
Friday, August 1, 2008
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